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In honor of the two conflicting holidays
tomorrow is record store day and i am STOKED do you hear me STOOOKKEEEDDD
okay but like. augustus waters may be a pretentious asshole, but let’s not forget the dude had fucking cancer. if the way he copes with losing his leg is a shitty metaphor, more power to him. all he’s looking for is a way to control his own mortality when he knows he cant. there’s nothing wrong with that.
straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow
Just so y’all are in the know, I just listed the Tina shirt I made a few days ago on Etsy!
but have you seen miley cyrus’s twitter cover photo
i wonder what it’s like to have sparkly star nipples
see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?
PSA: IF SOMEBODY ASKS YOU TO STOP TOUCHING THEM IN ANY WAY, EVEN IF YOU TWO ARE FRIENDS, YOU HAVE TO STOP TOUCHING THEM.